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| 4 || ''The Hero begins singing to himself! Laaa la laaa...The enemy listens intensely to the song! The enemy is lost in the Hero's sweet voice. | | 4 || ''The Hero begins singing to himself! Laaa la laaa...The enemy listens intensely to the song! The enemy is lost in the Hero's sweet voice. | ||
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| 5 || | | 5 || ''The Hero cups his hands and peers inside them intensely! The enemy looks to see what's in his hands! The Hero attacks the distracted foe!'' | ||
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| 6 || | | 6 || ''The Hero taps his feet to the rhythm of the battle! What a tap dancer! Now he's harder to hit! | ||
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| 7 || | | 7 || [[Multislice|''The Hero performs a sword dance, a rose clasped in his teeth! His blade grazes the enemy!'']] | ||
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| 8 || | | 8 || ''The Hero tries to think up a new game. But there's no time for games as long as the world is in turmoil...And besides, he's in the middle of a battle right now! The Hero suddenly feels a twinge of responsibility! [[Multiheal|The party's wounds heal!]]'' | ||
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| 4 || ''Carver remembers a funny joke he heard once! Ha ha ha! Carver is laughing too hard to think about fighting right now! | | 4 || ''Carver remembers a funny joke he heard once! Ha ha ha! Carver is laughing too hard to think about fighting right now! | ||
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| 5 || | | 5 || ''Carver begins whittling a doll with a knife he brought along! Wow! It's like the doll's really alive! The doll attacks! Does 50 points of damage to the enemy.'' | ||
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| 6 || | | 6 || ''Carver takes a swig of some booze he smuggled along! (glug glug glug)...Hic! Carver gets a little tipsy! Carver falls asleep! | ||
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| 7 || | | 7 || ''Carver begins singing loudly! His voice is terribly off-key! The enemies flee!'' | ||
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| 8 || | | 8 || ''Carver takes a swig of powerful booze and brings a flame to his mouth! (Fwoooosssh!) [[Flame Breath|Flaming breath shoots from his mouth!]]'' | ||
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| 2 || ''Milly flashes a sultry look at the enemy! The enemy nervously turns away. The enemy hangs its head in embarrassment!'' | | 2 || ''Milly flashes a sultry look at the enemy! The enemy nervously turns away. The enemy hangs its head in embarrassment!'' | ||
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| 3 || ''Milly takes a time-out from battle to fix her hair. Ugh, another split end...Definitely having a bad hair day here! | | 3 || ''Milly takes a time-out from battle to fix her hair. | ||
"Ugh, another split end...Definitely having a bad hair day here!" | |||
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| 4 || ''Milly begins writing an important letter!'' | | 4 || ''Milly begins writing an important letter!'' | ||
''"Dear Grandma: Hello! How are you? I'm on the road traveling right now and..."'' | ''"Dear Grandma: Hello! How are you? I'm on the road traveling right now and..."'' | ||
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| 5 || | | 5 || ''Milly swivels her hips in a hypnotic belly dance! The enemy is distracted by all the excitement! The enemy is confused!'' | ||
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| 6 || | | 6 || ''Milly begins to sing a soothing lullaby.'' | ||
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| 7 || | | 7 || ''Milly begins to tell a fortune. | ||
"Excuse me! You there! Enemy! Care to have the cards tell your fortune?" | |||
''Milly turns over a card!'' | |||
"My! Would you look at this..." | |||
''The enemy leans in to look at the card! Milly pummels the distracted foe!'' | |||
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| 8 || | | 8 || ''Milly takes out a whip! "You! On your knees! Bow to your master!" Milly's whip cracks in the air!'' | ||
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| 4 || ''Ashlynn twists her skirt around to get the enemy's attention! Ashlynn pummels the enemy as it draws near! Deals 20~30 damage to the enemy.'' | | 4 || ''Ashlynn twists her skirt around to get the enemy's attention! Ashlynn pummels the enemy as it draws near! Deals 20~30 damage to the enemy.'' | ||
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| 5 || | | 5 || ''Ashlynn cups her hands and peers inside them intensely! The enemy looks to see what's in her hands! Ashlynn attacks the distracted foe!'' | ||
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| 6 || | | 6 || ''Ashlynn suddenly changes into a swimsuit and starts dancing! The enemy's attention is diverted by the show! | ||
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''But the enemy isn't interested!'' | |||
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| 7 || | | 7 || ''Ashlynn begins doing something...just...disgusting! Something HORRIBLY disgusting! Everyone pretends to ignore her! | ||
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| 8 || | | 8 || ''Ashlynn tries to evoke sympathy! "Oh, woe is me, wow is me..." Tears pour out of Ashlynn's eyes! [[Tsunami|Ashlynn's tears form a giant wave that crashes over the enemy!]]'' | ||
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| 3 || ''Nevan looks for an anthill! But he can't find one/What luck! He found one!'' Nevan pokes the anthill with a stick!'' | | 3 || ''Nevan looks for an anthill! But he can't find one/What luck! He found one!'' Nevan pokes the anthill with a stick!'' | ||
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| 4 || ''Nevan tries casting a spell he just made up! Flatulatle! But nothing happens...'' | | 4 || ''Nevan tries casting a spell he just made up! Flatulatle! Frizzamble! Insomniheal! Kasnazzle! Frizzebra! Zingslinger! Infermost! Frizzazz! But nothing happens...'' | ||
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| 5 || | | 5 || ''Nevan cups his hands and peers inside them intensely! The enemy looks to see what's in his hands! Nevan attacks the distracted foe!'' | ||
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| 6 || | | 6 || ''Nevan assumes the role of leader and barks some orders! "Leave it to me!" But it doesn't sound anything like him!'' | ||
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| 7 || | | 7 || ''Inexplicably, Nevan begins dancing wildly! [[Multislice|The weapon in his hand flails to and fro!]]'' | ||
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