Shypox
Shypox is an optional handicap available in Dragon Quest XI, which gives the Luminary a chance to be stunned for one turn in battle due to becoming cripplingly embarrassed; this can range from enemies staring too intently at him to remembering bad childhood memories, a strong breeze ruining his hair, etc. For the S: Definitive Edition that first appeared on the Nintendo Switch hardware, a super strain of shypox was introduced that can affect the entire party at once. As with the other Draconian Quest penalties, shypox is not recommended for first-time players.
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In battle[edit]
Luminary[edit]
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- Hero remembers the time he tried to cast a love spell on Sandy…
- Hero takes another look at the outfit he’s wearing…
- Hero suddenly recalls a rude joke Mayor Dunstan once told him…
- Out of nowhere, Hero’s face suddenly turns bright red!
- Hero remembers the time he slicked back his hair to try and impress Gemma…
- Hero thinks over some of the ‘cool’ spell names he came up with as a kid…
- Hero feels the enemy staring into his very soul…
- Hero realises that his flies are undone!
- Hero notices that he’s got some food stuck in his teeth!
- Hero remembers the time he called a stranger ‘Mum’…
- Hero remembers the time his mum got mad when he wet the bed…
- Hero remembers when he gave Gemma some advice that was completely wrong…
- Hero suddenly remembers the time when he slipped up on some horse poo…
- Hero suddenly remembers the time when he cried watching the sunset…
- Hero comes over all ticklish and starts giggling…
- Hero remembers the time Amber burped loudly in front of guests…
- A gust of wind suddenly ruins Hero’s perfect hair day!
- Out of nowhere, Hero lets out an enormous burp!
- Hero is reminded of the time he was struck dumb when talking to a beautiful lady…
- Hero suddenly becomes convinced he might have wet himself…
- Hero notices that his hair is looking a bit rubbish today…
- Hero starts thinking about how much of a burden he’s been to everyone…
- Hero notices that his socks are on inside out…
- Hero recalls the time he showed Gemma a dance he’d made up…
- Hero thinks about a soppy poem he wrote when he was younger…
- Suddenly, all Hero can think of is puff-puffs!
- Hero suddenly begins crying for no reason…
- Hero is suddenly reminded of the time he told a joke that completely bombed…
- Hero’s eyes meet the enemy’s, and he’s suddenly strangely flustered…
- Hero starts to think the enemy looks kind of cute…
- Hero catches himself thinking he might be kind of handsome…
- The elastic in Hero's pants suddenly snaps with a twang!
Erik[edit]
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- Erik realises his normally super spiky hair has gone a bit limp…
- Erik recalls that time he failed to woo a bunny girl at the bar…
- Erik remembers the time he got his hands on a ‘precious jewel’ only to realise it was made of glass…
- Erik notices that his socks are on inside out…
- Erik remembers the dance lessons he took in secret to try and be more popular with the ladies…
- Erik suddenly remembers the time he got lost in a cave and had to wait for Derk to find him…
- Erik is suddenly struck by the feeling he’s being stared at. Does someone fancy him…?
- Erik is suddenly struck by the distinct feeling that he’s no match for this particular enemy…
- Erik remembers the time someone told him his victory pose was lame…
- Erik remembers his old nickname: ‘the Half-Inching Hedgehog’…
- Erik recalls an emotional picture book he once read and tears up a bit…
- Erik recalls yelping when he went to wash his face and the water was freezing cold…
- Erik realises that he’s a fussier eater than the Luminary despite being older than him…
- Erik suddenly can’t shake the feeling he’s got a bit of spinach stuck in his teeth…
- Erik suddenly feels shy for no reason whatsoever…
- Some dust finds its way into Erik’s eye and he’s suddenly worried it looks like he’s crying…
- Erik takes another look at the outfit he’s wearing…
- Out of nowhere, Erik’s face suddenly turns bright red!
- Erik thinks over some of the ‘cool’ spell names he came up with as a kid…
- Erik feels the enemy staring into his very soul…
- Erik comes over all ticklish and starts giggling…
- Erik thinks about a soppy poem he wrote when he was younger…
- Erik notices that he’s got some food stuck in his teeth!
- Erik’s eyes meet the enemy’s, and he’s suddenly strangely flustered…
- Erik remembers the time his mum got mad when he wet the bed…
- Erik suddenly becomes convinced he might have wet himself…
- Erik catches himself thinking he might be kind of handsome…
- Erik realises his normally super spiky hair has gone a bit limp…
- Erik realises he hasn’t washed his clothes for days…
- Erik suddenly worries that he sticks out like a sore thumb…
- Erik takes one look at the enemy and starts quaking in his boots…
- Erik starts thinking about his next meal, and accidentally dribbles down his front…
- Erik wonders what the enemy thinks of his outfit…
- Erik’s heart starts going pitter-patter, and his face turns beetroot red…
- Erik wonders if the enemy might leave him alone if he played dead for a bit…
- Erik takes another look at the outfit he’s wearing…
- Out of nowhere, Erik’s face suddenly turns bright red!
- Erik remembers the cheesy spell name he came up with the other day…
- Erik feels the enemy staring into his very soul…
- Erik comes over all ticklish and starts giggling…
- Erik tries to remember everyone’s names, but then forgets his own…
- Erik realises that his flies are undone!
- Erik feels something crawling along his skin and cowers in fear, only to realize it was a stray hair…
- Erik suddenly becomes convinced he might have wet himself…
- Suddenly, all Erik can think of is puff-puffs!
- Erik catches himself thinking he might be kind of handsome…
- The elastic in Erik’s pants suddenly snaps with a twang!
- Erik suddenly remembers the time when he slipped up on some horse poo…
- A particularly racy Ogler’s Digest cover suddenly pops into Erik’s head, and he giggles sheepishly…
Veronica[edit]
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- Veronica realises she’s done one of her plaits the opposite way round to how she usually does it…
- Veronica remembers biting her tongue when she tried to cast a spell once…
- Veronica is suddenly reminded of a particularly racy rumour she heard last night…
- Veronica catches herself thinking how completely amazing she is at magic…
- Veronica recalls that time she mispronounced ‘Crack’ as ‘Cack’ when Serena was nearby…
- Veronica remembers the time she accidentally called a monster ‘Serena’.
- Veronica remembers the time she set fire to her bum while casting Frizz.
- Veronica is suddenly reminded of how she used to cry herself to sleep with homesickness…
- Veronica forgets she’s trapped in the body of a child, and starts swearing like a sailor…
- Veronica recalls the first time she was asked if she was lost and looking for her mother…as an adult.
- Veronica starts daydreaming about the future, and an image of Serena kissing her husband-to-be pops into her head…
- Veronica recalls the time Serena found her secret diary.
- Veronica tries to cast a spell, but her words are drowned out by her stomach rumbling!
- Veronica notices some breadcrumbs stuck to her clothes…
- Veronica remembers being told off by her teacher for drawing love hearts in her spell book…
- Veronica suddenly notices she has zillions of split ends…
- Veronica takes another look at the outfit she’s wearing…
- Out of nowhere, Veronica’s face suddenly turns bright red!
- Veronica thinks over some of the ‘cool’ spell names she came up with as a kid…
- Veronica feels the enemy staring into her very soul…
- Veronica comes over all ticklish and starts giggling…
- Veronica thinks about a soppy poem she wrote when she was younger…
- Veronica notices that she’s got some food stuck in her teeth!
- Veronica’s eyes meet the enemy’s, and she’s suddenly strangely flustered…
- Veronica catches herself wondering if she’d look good in make-up…
- Veronica suddenly recalls the first-ever love letter she wrote…
- Veronica remembers the time when she wished she had Hero’s haircut…
- Veronica suddenly remembers having a huge spot on her forehead…
- Veronica starts thinking about how handsome Hero is…
- Veronica suddenly remembers everyone’s faces when they tried the ‘extra-special’ meal she cooked…
- Veronica starts to think the enemy looks kind of cute…
- Veronica suddenly notices all the stains on her clothes…
Serena[edit]
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- Serena suddenly feels like the enemy is staring at her forehead…
- Serena remembers the time she was so tired she said ‘hello’ to herself in the mirror…
- Serena catches herself drooling while thinking about tonight’s dinner…
- Serena suddenly worries that all the sweets she’s been eating might be rotting her teeth…
- Serena suddenly remembers a dream she had last night where <pc> winked at her…
- Serena realises that the enemy just noticed her yawning…
- Serena catches herself trying to sneak a whiff of the enemy’s unique aroma…
- Serena remembers the time she marched into the men’s baths in Hotto without a second thought…
- Serena remembers tearing a page out of her sister’s spell book and eating it when she was hungry once…
- Serena remembers the time she went around town all day unaware that her skirt was on inside out…
- Serena spaces out so much she nearly falls over backwards…
- Serena starts humming tunelessly, and everyone looks at her…
- Serena remembers the time she wrote over the heroine’s name in her favourite book with her own…
- Serena starts daydreaming about a white knight in shining armour…
- Serena starts thinking about her dream date…
- Serena nearly trips over her own feet…
- Serena takes another look at the outfit she’s wearing…
- Out of nowhere, Serena’s face suddenly turns bright red!
- Serena thinks over some of the ‘cool’ spell names she came up with as a kid…
- Serena feels the enemy staring into her very soul…
- Serena comes over all ticklish and starts giggling…
- Serena thinks about a soppy poem she wrote when she was younger…
- Serena notices that she’s got some food stuck in her teeth!
- Serena’s eyes meet the enemy’s, and she’s suddenly strangely flustered…
- Serena catches herself wondering if she’d look good in make-up…
- Serena suddenly recalls the first-ever love letter she wrote…
- Serena remembers the time when she wished she had Hero’s haircut…
- Serena suddenly remembers having a huge spot on her forehead…
- Serena starts thinking about how handsome Hero is…
- Serena suddenly remembers everyone’s faces when they tried the ‘extra-special’ meal she cooked…
- Serena starts to think the enemy looks kind of cute…
- Serena suddenly notices all the stains on her clothes…
Sylvando[edit]
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- Sylvando remembers the time one of his juggling balls fell on his head…
- Sylvando realises that a single hair is out of place in his immaculately coiffed do…
- Sylvando suddenly remembers the time his shirt caught fire mid-performance…
- Sylvando is suddenly reminded of a truly cringeworthy early performance…
- Sylvando is suddenly reminded of the follies of his youth…
- Sylvando catches himself sizing up the enemy’s star potential like a talent show judge…
- Sylvando is suddenly gripped by the urge to put a flower between his teeth…
- Sylvando can’t shake the feeling he missed a spot when shaving this morning…
- Sylvando remembers the time he mistook someone asking for directions for an autograph hunter…
- Sylvando is suddenly blinded by the enemy’s beauty…
- Sylvando notices the enemy looking at him right as he’s about to sneeze…
- Sylvando winks at the enemy, but they don’t bat an eyelid…
- Sylvando goes to strike the fabulous pose he’s been practising, and realises he’s forgotten it!
- Sylvando is suddenly so overexcited, he can’t stop shaking…
- Sylvando starts confidently belting out a tune, then realises he’s totally out of tune…
- Sylvando recalls the time he sneezed so loud everyone around him stopped fighting…
- Sylvando takes another look at the outfit he’s wearing…
- Out of nowhere, Sylvando’s face suddenly turns bright red!
- Sylvando thinks over some of the ‘cool’ spell names he came up with as a kid…
- Sylvando feels the enemy staring into his very soul…
- Sylvando comes over all ticklish and starts giggling…
- Sylvando thinks about a soppy poem he wrote when he was younger…
- Sylvando notices that he’s got some food stuck in his teeth!
- Sylvando’s eyes meet the enemy’s, and he’s suddenly strangely flustered…
- Sylvando catches himself wondering if he’d look good in make-up…
- Sylvando suddenly recalls the first-ever love letter he wrote…
- Sylvando remembers the time when he wished he had Hero’s haircut…
- Sylvando suddenly remembers having a huge spot on his forehead…
- Sylvando catches himself thinking he might be kind of handsome…
- Sylvando suddenly remembers everyone’s faces when they tried the ‘extra-special’ meal he cooked…
- Sylvando starts to think the enemy looks kind of cute…
- Sylvando suddenly notices all the stains on his clothes…
Jade[edit]
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- Jade suddenly recalls spending hours practising puff-puffs in her youth…
- Jade is suddenly convinced she’s tied her hair back so tight she looks shocked…
- Jade realises she smells a bit sweaty…
- Jade recalls trying to pull off a Harvest Moon only to land flat on her bum…
- Jade recalls an awkward summer night from long, long ago…
- Jade notices the enemy ogling her…
- Jade puts on airs and tries speaking like a ‘proper’ princess…
- Jade suddenly can’t shake the feeling she’s plucked her eyebrows unevenly…
- Jade can’t shake the feeling her kicks have got weaker…
- Jade suddenly gets paranoid about sweat patches…
- A strand of Jade’s hair gets stuck in her mouth…
- Jade suddenly remembers telling Rab that she wanted to be a fairy princess when she grew up…
- Jade has a sudden flashback of making the palace guards give her piggybacks when she was little…
- Jade is suddenly paranoid that her breath smells of garlic from last night’s dinner…
- Jade’s palms are suddenly all sweaty, and she worries she’ll drop her weapon…
- Jade suddenly notices that her shoes are on the wrong feet…
- Jade takes another look at the outfit she’s wearing…
- Out of nowhere, Jade’s face suddenly turns bright red!
- Jade thinks over some of the ‘cool’ spell names she came up with as a kid…
- Jade feels the enemy staring into her very soul…
- Jade comes over all ticklish and starts giggling…
- Jade thinks about a soppy poem she wrote when she was younger…
- Jade notices that she’s got some food stuck in her teeth!
- Jade’s eyes meet the enemy’s, and she’s suddenly strangely flustered…
- Jade catches herself wondering if her make-up might be smudged…
- Jade suddenly recalls the first-ever love letter she wrote…
- Jade remembers the time when she wished she had Hero’s haircut…
- Jade suddenly remembers having a huge spot on her forehead…
- Jade starts thinking about how handsome Hero is…
- Jade suddenly remembers everyone’s faces when they tried the ‘extra-special’ meal she cooked…
- Jade starts to think the enemy looks kind of cute…
- Jade suddenly notices all the stains on her clothes…
Rab[edit]
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- Rab suddenly starts thinking about bunny girls and lets out a lecherous chuckle…
- Rab suddenly remembers making what he thought was a great pun, only to be greeted with groans…
- Rab suddenly becomes paranoid that the enemy is laughing at him for being old…
- Rab reflects on some of his life’s low moments…
- Rab closes his mouth just in time to stop a burp escaping!
- Rab recalls all the girls who spurned his advances in his youth…
- Rab starts humming a terrible tune, and notices the enemy staring at him…
- Rab suddenly remembers a particularly mean prank he and his brothers played long ago…
- Rab realises his usually meticulously combed moustache has gone all bristly…
- Rab recalls dyeing his hair blonde to impress his future wife…
- Rab notices the corner of an Ogler’s Digest poking out of his breast pocket…
- Rab recalls a dark, dark episode from his past…
- Rab accidentally shouts out ‘puff-puff’ when trying to cast a spell!
- Rab recalls the time he put his back out trying to do a cool move…
- Rab tries to give the enemy a puff-puff…but fails miserably!
- Rab comes up with a great idea…that he promptly forgets thanks to old age.
- Rab takes another look at the outfit he’s wearing…
- Out of nowhere, Rab’s face suddenly turns bright red!
- Rab thinks over some of the ‘cool’ spell names he came up with as a kid…
- Rab feels the enemy staring into his very soul…
- Rab comes over all ticklish and starts giggling…
- Rab thinks about a soppy poem he wrote when he was younger…
- Rab notices that he’s got some food stuck in his teeth!
- Rab’s eyes meet the enemy’s, and he’s suddenly strangely flustered…
- Rab realises that his flies are undone!
- Rab remembers the time his mum got mad when he wet the bed…
- Rab suddenly becomes convinced he might have wet himself…
- Suddenly, all Rab can think of is puff-puffs!
- Rab catches himself thinking he might be kind of handsome…
- The elastic in Rab’s pants suddenly snaps with a twang!
- Rab suddenly remembers the time when he slipped up on some horse poo…
- A particularly racy Ogler’s Digest cover suddenly pops into Rab’s head, and he giggles sheepishly…
Hendrik[edit]
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- Hendrik recalls how he used to sleep cuddling a slime doll when he was little…
- Hendrik notices that his beard is full of breadcrumbs from last night’s dinner…
- Hendrik remembers staying up all night practising his autograph when he was made a general…
- Hendrik recalls shrieking aloud when an insect landed on his cheek…
- Hendrik remembers crying his eyes out after losing a fight with a friend long ago…
- Hendrik recalls eating some bad fish in Puerto Valor with…very distressing consequences…
- Hendrik recalls a young Jade laughing at him when he jumped at seeing an insect…
- Hendrik recalls a friend laughing at a daring outfit he once wore…
- Hendrik realises there’s an Ogler’s Digest poking out of his pocket…
- Hendrik sheds a tear at the thought of his beloved horse, Obsidian…
- Hendrik recalls how stiff he was in his youth…
- Hendrik remembers being scolded by the castle cook for stealing food from the kitchen long ago…
- Hendrik recalls thinking ‘Widow’s Peak’ was the name of a mountain when he was younger…
- Hendrik makes a ridiculous face trying to hold back a sneeze…
- Hendrik suddenly becomes self-conscious about how loud his voice is…
- Hendrik realises he’s taking this battle far too seriously…
- Hendrik takes another look at the outfit he’s wearing…
- Out of nowhere, Hendrik’s face suddenly turns bright red!
- Hendrik thinks over some of the ‘cool’ spell names he came up with as a kid…
- Hendrik feels the enemy staring into his very soul…
- Hendrik comes over all ticklish and starts giggling…
- Hendrik thinks about a soppy poem he wrote when he was younger…
- Hendrik notices that he’s got some food stuck in his teeth!
- Hendrik’s eyes meet the enemy’s, and he’s suddenly strangely flustered…
- Hendrik realises that his flies are undone!
- Hendrik remembers the time his mum got mad when he wet the bed…
- Hendrik suddenly becomes convinced he might have wet himself…
- Suddenly, all Hendrik can think of is puff-puffs!
- Hendrik catches himself thinking he might be kind of handsome…
- The elastic in Hendrik’s pants suddenly snaps with a twang!
- Hendrik suddenly remembers the time when he slipped up on some horse poo…
- A particularly racy Ogler’s Digest cover suddenly pops into Hendrik’s head, and he giggles sheepishly…
Speaking to townsfolk[edit]
This form of shypox mostly affects the Luminary, but also applies to Erik, Sylvando, Rab, & Jade during their solo adventures between the first and second acts of the game.
Luminary[edit]
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- Hero opens his mouth to try and speak to the person in front of him…
But his whole body is shaking! He’s so nervous he could wet himself!
- But he can’t even think of what to say! He’s overcome with crippling embarrassment, and can’t talk!
- But wouldn’t they be annoyed at some stranger just walking up and saying hello? They might think he’s some kind of weirdo!
- But they might be really busy right now… Yes. He’s sure they’d hate to be interrupted. What was he even thinking!?
- But he just can’t bring himself to look them in the eye! …But then where should he look!?
- But in his enthusiasm, he accidentally breaks wind!
- But his voice cracks, and nothing but an awkward squeak comes out!
- But he’s suddenly struck by how attractive they are, and his heart starts pounding fit to burst!
- But their eyes meet, and suddenly they’re staring straight at each other! This is just too awkward!
- But what should he talk about? If he can’t think of anything interesting, he’ll come across as a dreadful bore! No, it’s no good!
- But he just can’t muster the courage!
- But…did they just look at him and smirk? There must be something stuck to his face!
- But his throat’s so dry he can’t say a word!
- But what if he stutters or stammers!? He can’t risk it!
- But his mind goes completely blank! What was he about to say again…? He can’t remember!
- But then he remembers how red and puffy his eyes have been lately. He must look absolutely ghastly!
- But he suddenly realises that the smell of horse has soaked into his clothes! He smells like a poorly kept stable!
- But his mind is abruptly filled with memories of when he wet the bed as a child!
- But for some reason, he can’t stop thinking about the time he made a complete fool of himself and fell off his horse in front of Gemma!
- But he suddenly remembers all the hours he spent as a boy pretending to sign his autograph for imaginary fans!
- But wait— Does his breath smell? Could he even tell if it did? Now he can’t stop worrying about it!
- But he can’t shake the feeling that they’re laughing at his haircut! Is it really that bad? …Maybe it is!
- But then he remembers an awful joke, and starts guffawing uncontrollably!
- But he’s already been staring at them for a while… They probably think he’s some kind of creep!
- But what if they think he’s trying to chat them up? That would be mortifying!
- But he doesn’t really have anything that important to say, and is worried they’ll think he’s a nuisance.
- But he suddenly notices there’s food all around his mouth!
- But he’s struck by a sudden wave of shyness.
- But he suddenly realises he’s trodden in horse manure!
- But the shame-inducing power of Shypox stops his tongue!
- But he suddenly pictures how he must look, and the smile freezes on his face!
- But he almost calls them ‘Mum’! He stops himself before it’s too late, but he was a hair’s breadth from disaster there!
- But they look just like his favourite character from a book he read as a child, and he’s suddenly star-struck!
- But can he really just do that? Walk up to a complete stranger and talk to them? …Nope, not any more, he can’t!
- But can he really just do that? Walk up to a complete stranger and say hello to them? …Nope, not any more, he can’t!
- But he just can’t do it! He can’t bring himself to strike up a conversation with a stranger out of the blue!
- But his stomach suddenly starts rumbling like crazy!
- But he suddenly remembers the time he lost an argument with Sandy and cried!
- But they look just like someone he had a huge crush on when he was younger, and he starts to feel his face turning red!
- But he can suddenly feel everybody looking at him, and he can’t think about anything else!
- But he just can’t do it! He can’t bring himself to start a conversation!
Erik[edit]
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- Erik opens his mouth to try and speak to the person in front of him…
- But he suddenly remembers how, back when he was a thief, he named his dagger Björn, and enjoyed talking to it from time to time
- But he suddenly remembers how he used to dream of becoming a gentleman thief, and practised writing elaborate ransom notes every day.
- But he’s struck by a bout of stomach cramps due to drinking far too much milk in an attempt to grow slightly taller.
- But he suddenly swears he hears them say he’s ‘dreamy’.
- But he suddenly catches a whiff coming from his armpits.
- But he’s suddenly struck by a fear that his hairstyle looks like a bad case of bedhead.
- But he gets distracted by a piece of rubbish that looks like a gold coin, and loses his train of thought.
- But he gets distracted by a piece of rubbish that looks like a gold coin, and loses his train of thought.
- But he suddenly remembers talking to Derk so intently about stealing something that he failed to realise he’d stepped in a pile of horse manure.
Sylvando[edit]
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- Sylvando opens his mouth to try and speak to the person in front of him…
- But he suddenly realises he left a book of bad ideas for circus tricks somewhere.
- But he suddenly remembers how he once majorly messed up his signature trick in front of a huge audience.
- But he suddenly remembers being rolled over by a ball he’d tried to balance on at the circus.
- But he suddenly remembers singeing his hair something rotten when he tried to dive through a ring of fire.
- But he suddenly remembers crashing into a tourist during a game of tag back when he was just a boy.
- But he realises they noticed him smirking just now about a great idea he had for his next show.
- But he nearly calls them ‘Papi’.
- But he realises one of his luscious lashes has been stuck to his cheek for the past hour.
- But he suddenly realises he hasn’t bathed for two full days.
- But they suddenly ask to see what he looks like when he’s mortified. ‘Sure thing, honey!’ …
- But he suddenly realises there’s a great big spot on his forehead.
- But he suddenly remembers that time he performed an entire show with his clothes on back to front.
- But he’s suddenly struck by how precious every person and monster in all of Erdrea is, and wells up with tears.
- But he suddenly realises he hasn’t cut his nails in weeks.
- But he suddenly realises he hasn’t got any scintillating zingers lined up.
- But he’s suddenly worried he won’t be able to make them smile. And if he can’t do that, how will he ever be a true star of the circus?
Rab[edit]
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- Rab opens his mouth to try and speak to the person in front of him…
- But he can’t forget the look Jade gave him the time he said he wanted to be a bunny girl.
- But he suddenly remembers a time when his stomach growled really loudly while he was addressing the people of Dundrasil.
- But he suddenly catches himself singing a little song under his breath to stop him from losing his nerve.
- But he suddenly remembers being convinced he’d grow less shy with age…and realises it wasn’t true!
- But they catch him grinning idiotically to himself after coming up with the pun to end all puns.
- But he suddenly notices that one of his moustache hairs is sticking out at a weird angle.
- But he’s suddenly convinced they’re a highly respected thinker and bon viveur he’s read about, and gets all shy.
- But he suddenly remembers that the reason his favourite waistcoat has no buttons is because they all popped off due to his burgeoning belly.
- But he’s suddenly struck by how absent-minded he’s been getting lately, and immediately forgets what he was going to say.
- But he suddenly remembers getting down on one knee in front of everyone to propose to his late wife.
- But he’s suddenly paranoid that they might have noticed him beaming admiringly at his big, round belly a moment ago.
- But he suddenly remembers the time he tried to strike up a conversation with a bunny girl, only to be completely ignored.
- But he suddenly remembers he’s been wearing the same pants for days.
- But he suddenly remembers the time he tried desperately to seek out a way of transforming himself into a bunny girl.
- But he suddenly remembers how, as a child, he thought the Five O’clock Shadow was some kind of superhero who appeared at five every day.
- But he suddenly remembers self-importantly giving his friends some advice that turned out to be completely wrong.
Jade[edit]
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- Jade opens her mouth to try and speak to the person in front of her…
- But her whole body is shaking! Is this what love at first sight feels like?
- But she suddenly realises she worked up quite a sweat during her last battle.
- But she’s suddenly worried that her rough demeanour might scare them.
- But she suddenly remembers the time she practised roundhouse kicks so much, she collapsed in front of her teacher.
- But she suddenly feels like they’ve been staring at her intently for a while now.
- But she suddenly remembers the time she secretly peeked at one of Rab’s Ogler’s Digests when she was a child.
- But she’s suddenly assailed by an attack of stage fright.
- But she suddenly remembers thinking she was being wooed by a noble knight, only to turn round and realise it was a well spoken walking corpse.
- But she suddenly remembers thinking she was being wooed by a noble knight, only to turn round and realise it was a lady with a really deep voice.
- But she suddenly remembers the time she tried to buy a book called ‘5 Easy Shortcuts to Martial Arts Mastery’ from a dodgy merchant.
- But she’s suddenly paranoid that all her cuts and bruises make her look like a vulgar street thug.
- But she suddenly can’t shake the feeling that they’re staring at her oddly.
- But she’s suddenly convinced she might have kicked them in the head once, and can’t remember why.
- But her face suddenly turns bright red.
- But she suddenly remembers the time she slipped on a slime and fell over face-first.
- But she’s suddenly paranoid that they somehow know the weird thing she was just thinking about.
- But she’s suddenly worried her outfit might look weird to anyone who knows about fashion.
See also[edit]
- Lucky Dip, a collection of random actions the cast of VI can perform with similarly embarrassing results
- Hero
- Erik
- Veronica
- Serena
- Sylvando
- Jade
- Rab
- Gemma
- Amber
- Hendrik
- Cetacea
- Jasper
- King Carnelian
- Chalky
- Whambelina
- Vince Vanquish
- Michelle
- Krystalinda
- Queen Marina
- Queen Frysabel
- Queen Eleanor
- Grand Master Pang
- Mia
- Erdwin
- Serenica
- Morcant
- Drustan
- Mordegon
- Calasmos
- Lord Dragon
- Wyrmalroth
- Zomaiden
- Psaroid
- Nimclops
- Mortamammoth
- Orgodelotl
- Hoopthorne
- Hunkorvus
- Nelgelas
- End of Time
- Caverns under Octagonia
- Cobblestone Tor
- Drustan's labyrinth
- Dundrasil
- Eerie Eyrie
- Fortress of Fear
- Grotta della Fonte
- Heliodor Castle
- Heliodor Sewers
- Mount Huji
- Mount Pang Lai
- The Battleground
- The Cryptic Crypt
- The First Forest
- The Gyldenhall
- The Hekswood
- The Kingsbarrow
- The Other side
- The Royal Library
- Tower of Lost Time
(3DS and S Versions only)
- Aliahan
- Alltrades Abbey
- Cannock
- Cave to Rendarak
- Chateau Felix
- Damdara
- Galenholm
- Hidden Valley
- Imperial Pantry of Parthenia
- Mostroferrato
- Moonahan
- Neverglade
- Observatory
- Pillar of Pegasus
- Quester's Rest
- Rainbow Mines
- Roamer Encampment
- Room of Revival
- Rosehill
- Ruby Path of Doom
- Tantegel
- Tenton
- Trodain
- Weaver's Peak
- Whealbrook